Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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