Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Randomize
