i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Are we still banned from the library?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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