some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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