Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
did i walk over a car last night?
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Drunk is a universal language darling
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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