ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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