I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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