im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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