Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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