Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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