pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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