i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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