She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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