My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He has the fingertips of a God
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