I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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