After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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