She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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