the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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