i think i have herpe
just one?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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