Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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