Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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