i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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