Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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