There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
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Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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