If that was your dad, he is hot
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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