Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
tell me about the eggs
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