sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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