Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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