There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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