He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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