I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
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Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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