the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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