I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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