get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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