im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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