i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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