If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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