Please don't use social media to get back at me.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
