he puts the penis in happiness.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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