I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
no. you can't hotbox the world.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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