It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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