If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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