My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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