what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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