walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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