Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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