try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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