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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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