Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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