That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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