i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Randomize
