Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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