i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
