Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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