It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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