no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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