Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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